Theorist Guild Hoodie

$40.00

Smart looks good on you!

Show a mind for music with the Theorist Guild hoodie. Engineered by people who asked, “What if lab coats were blue…and cozy?” Soft, durable, and (of course) pre-shrunk because Theorists plan for everything.

Hear about the Theorist Guild hoodie from our Theorist Research and Development team:

  • “The thread count is so high, you’ll need a calculator and a Theorist who knows how to use it.”

  • “Every semester, students test whether the hood blocks class noise. Every semester, it does not. Testing is ongoing.”

  • “The pocket comfortably fits three clip-on tuners: one for tuning, one to verify, and one just in case. What do you mean you only have one tuner?”

  • “Wearer may spontaneously correct other students’ chord names and finger placement.”

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Smart looks good on you!

Show a mind for music with the Theorist Guild hoodie. Engineered by people who asked, “What if lab coats were blue…and cozy?” Soft, durable, and (of course) pre-shrunk because Theorists plan for everything.

Hear about the Theorist Guild hoodie from our Theorist Research and Development team:

  • “The thread count is so high, you’ll need a calculator and a Theorist who knows how to use it.”

  • “Every semester, students test whether the hood blocks class noise. Every semester, it does not. Testing is ongoing.”

  • “The pocket comfortably fits three clip-on tuners: one for tuning, one to verify, and one just in case. What do you mean you only have one tuner?”

  • “Wearer may spontaneously correct other students’ chord names and finger placement.”